I just spent a week in jail: AMA

[Mr.E]

http://recipes.howstuffworks.com/question84.htm Jelly vs Jam

tl;dr it's smooth vs. crunchy peanut butter

 

[Runic]

So jelly is better?

 

[moonbound]

No, preserves are.

 

[Runic]

Jelly>Jam, though. Especially if we're taking the peanut butter analogy into account.

 

[Jorgen]

Dude seriously why didn't you just pay your fucking fine

 

[Crux]

Did the experience change any of your positions on anything?

 

[Lanturn314]

ahahahahhahahahahahahaha this is just... gold. I am seriously losing it right now. Like, what the fuck were you even thinking?


Does your mom know you were in jail? How did she react? And what about the rest of your family?

Why would they give prisoners pencils but not spoons? Pencils are sharp and could easily be used to stab people, whereas spoons actually take effort to make into a weapon.

Were there private bathrooms or did you have to poop in front of everyone? If you had to poop in front of everyone, did you secretly enjoy it?

What was the worst crime that one of your inmates was there for? Were they all in there for not paying fines? How much of a pussy-ass town do you live in, anyway?

 

[faint]

do you regret posting this yet?

 

[Imanalt]

Did the experience change any of your positions on anything?

yes, it changed him from a top to a bottom

 

[makiri]

Since you were a newcomer, what did the guy whose salad you tossed prefer, syrup or jelly? How did you assplain this to the administration?

 

[Nails]

Is being sent to the frogs any less depressing than being sent to jail?

 

[Petrico94]

Where do you live? Seriously, 50$ and a bunch of payment errors warranted a home break in and arrest? Thank god for low security prisons for the minor offenses.

 

[Runic]

Why aren't you answering questions?

 

[Ullar]

ln postgame answer us

 

[Minwu]

do you think yuor funny punk

 

[Minwu]

my dad is a cop, he'll raid your weed and we'll split it

 

[Typhlito]

Lol did they do full cavity searches on you?

 

[ryan]

do you think you could beat Abraham Lincoln in a knife fight?

did your cellmates carry around baby powder to put on their hands before they slapped you around, or was it raw?

were you even allowed to have baby powder?

 

[Theorymon]

Have you been sent back to jail? Or are the endless questions about your new sexual adventures a new prison? Either one would explain the lack of answers.

 

[Tobes]

do you think you could beat Abraham Lincoln in a knife fight?

please, no one can beat Abraham Lincoln in a knife fight.

John Wilkes Booth had to bring a gun.

 

[Celever]

Have you finally succumbed to your LonelyNess and committed suicide?

 

[blitzlefan]

Well it's sort of obvious why LonelyNess hasn't replied to your questions - it's clear that none of you are worried about him at all. :/

 

[Layell]